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“Destructive Testing Complete”
After a thousand years, black granite paving has proved appropriate for the Palace of the Emperor!
President Trump recently replaced the flagstone walkways along the West Wing colonnade at the White House with polished black Italian granite. He selected the charcoal slabs himself to create a stark, modern contrast with the white exterior of the building. In reality, aliens were simply using him to see how the pavers would hold up.
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